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Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: ween (63.148.144.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 06:25AM

Seriously. There's a major doodoo stench up in this camp. It's bumming me out.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: CocoMcPuffs (66.0.121.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 06:52AM

i got behind a vagrant type in line at K-Roger recently with a poo pants stench. Front of his pants were soaked too. He was buying one bottle of wine and had another in the pocket of his trench coat. It was a challenge not to switch lines. Joe Rogan type shit.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: turd ferguson (209.29.46.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 11:25AM

but shittin your pants is cool !!!!!!!

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: wilks (71.80.115.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 11:31AM

Can I cast a vote for Gail?

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: logan (71.50.177.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 01:02PM

Some guy shit himself at the park one night. Dude is seriously like 25, said his stomach was hurting, went to fart and bam, shit on himself. He waddled out and got in his car and left. His nickname now is Shit-Bot.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: Flossi (65.161.188.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 01:21PM

here comes the, "i shit my pants" stories... should make for an entertaining monday.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: ween (63.148.144.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 01:33PM

I'll see if I can dig up my shart story.

Buck's got like 10 pant-shitting stories.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: JAH-N (198.6.33.---)
Date: June 08, 2009 02:07PM

ive got a couple that i think ive already shared.

i ride the bus sometimes and the bus is pho sho some pants pooping happening

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: ween (198.24.88.---)
Date: June 07, 2019 05:56AM

pants shitting tru mawfuggin storeeees plz

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: david (76.80.196.---)
Date: June 07, 2019 10:04AM

ween Wrote:
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> pants shitting tru mawfuggin storeeees plz


I shart pretty hard now and then but nothing special.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: frankensteindlx (173.8.159.---)
Date: June 07, 2019 02:23PM

HA! My part of SF (mission) it’s a common occurrence to see… yesterday 16th/mission right in front of walgreens, I shit you not (pun intended) dude with white sweetpants on, huge skid marks going down his legs, and his ankles had packing tape really tight around them so nothing fell out…. Shit was just stacking up in his pants and he was yelling at a wall….

Have a great weekend Y’all!

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: Pickles (96.2.3.---)
Date: June 25, 2019 11:28PM

Getting a sandwich yesteday this girl in front of me had an awkward wet spot on her butt. Even looked slightly discolored.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: david (76.80.196.---)
Date: June 26, 2019 09:46AM

Pickles Wrote:
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> Getting a sandwich yesteday this girl in front of
> me had an awkward wet spot on her butt. Even
> looked slightly discolored.


So what do you think? She pooped em?

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: david (76.80.196.---)
Date: June 26, 2019 09:47AM

Basically I think you owe us a more thorough analysis.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: Stew (141.110.19.---)
Date: June 26, 2019 10:59AM

I recall in the early days of the MB, when they had the webstore, that I could look out onto Walnut Street in Philadelphia. One morning, a bald Grimace looking bag lady laid out a bunch of paper and pushed her soiled sweats down greasy unshaved legs and, after a brief squat, a brown torrent gushed forth and sprayed the papers. She pulled those painted on sweats back up and left. Papers are probably still there next to what was at the time a swank (imagine!) Chinese restaurant called susanna foo.

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: david (76.80.196.---)
Date: June 27, 2019 12:07PM

Stew Wrote:
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> I recall in the early days of the MB, when they
> had the webstore, that I could look out onto
> Walnut Street in Philadelphia. One morning, a bald
> Grimace looking bag lady laid out a bunch of paper
> and pushed her soiled sweats down greasy unshaved
> legs and, after a brief squat, a brown torrent
> gushed forth and sprayed the papers. She pulled
> those painted on sweats back up and left. Papers
> are probably still there next to what was at the
> time a swank (imagine!) Chinese restaurant called
> susanna foo.


do u still live in philly

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: Stew (99.183.186.---)
Date: June 28, 2019 04:47AM

No. I’ve returned to where I belong. Cleveland, city of the illumination

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: frankensteindlx (173.8.159.---)
Date: June 28, 2019 11:29AM

Cleveland in the house!!!

i should of hit ya up when i was out there the other month! I had a good time skating the lakewood park!

Re: Apparently, someone in my office has shit their pants
Posted by: Stew (166.137.90.---)
Date: June 28, 2019 12:10PM

Good to hear. It’s set to expand too. Might get a covered bowl and few more things.



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