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warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 04:07PM

beloved Long Island legend Gino Iannucci rumoured to be departing longtime sponsor Chocolate!
You rented out Gino's room? Mom, to who? To the upstart Fucking Awesome brand!
Speculation based on a shadowy instagram photo posted 2 days ago?
I'm Ron Burgundy?

If the buzz is any indicator, that move's gonna make some huge bank.
What buzz?
The Internet buzz.
What the fuck is the Internet?
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about skateboarding sponsor changes and share pornography with one another.

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: tmg (108.185.217.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 04:17PM

Where can one view this shadowy instagramp?

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 05:24PM

@ave

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Pickles (208.107.121.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 05:50PM

A mid 30's man named Gino stares out his window to see his beautiful neighbor who lays by the pool naked, he thinks to himself, this is fucking awesome, the women sees him and motions for him to come over. You see, her husband has been on a work trip for almost 2 weeks and she is getting very lonely...

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Pickles (208.107.121.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 05:52PM

Did that do anything for you Panda?

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Panda Watch (108.66.129.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 05:54PM

I no longer speak in skate metaphors.

He should start a company called IROC.

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 05:55PM

"Why don't you come over and have a beer?" she says, dangling her fingers into the open cooler and plucking out a lone ice cube. A drop of icy water fell to her dewy chesticles as Gino replied "Lady, beer only leads to more beer..."

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Pickles (208.107.121.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 05:57PM

Her tits glistened from the water droplets on them. All Gino could think is they looked so much better when she wore her #20 Nascar shirt.

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: bad seed (71.212.182.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 06:07PM

ur erotic fan fiction

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 06:07PM

"them nats fake?" he wondered

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Stew (141.110.189.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 07:22PM

I saw the earth shattering news about mcclain and cliche. that'll teach you to dump the pro models... who the hell is killan martin anyway? A bum, that's who.

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Panda Watch (63.232.239.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 08:13PM

John McClain tlk onlee

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Stew (141.110.189.---)
Date: October 09, 2014 08:38PM

The husband never saw this coming because, come on, a married female who wants sex? Never happens.

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 10, 2014 12:34PM

...she laid on her side and phoned in a beeje. It was more like a handjob with his bellend in her mouth. After 52 seconds, she suddenly laid on her back as if to say "That's it. Let's go."

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: Pickles (174.238.99.---)
Date: October 10, 2014 04:22PM

It was amazing how good she looked. Gino ripped her clothes off and that perfect body just all of a sudden drooped to the ground. You could definitely tell now she birthed 2 children. 1 of which may as well been Satan's spawn.

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 10, 2014 06:23PM

He would enter her for the time it takes to do 2 to 4 tricks, then leave the room for 2 years. it didnt matter, she wanted more every time he returned.

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 10, 2014 06:24PM

As he pulled his Fourstar signature denim back on, she reached into her bedside table and said "before you go-I have something for you. It's from Mike & Rick."

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: October 10, 2014 06:27PM

He opened the high school-style report folder and saw a drawing of a blocky pyramid, with the header: "73 Reasons Why I Love You".

He read on. The reasons ran the gamut from ur accent, ur Mouse part w/ Keenan, the way ur dick fits me, ur sweater vest, and on and on.

But at the peak of the equilateral polygon, two words stunned him more than the rest:

Ur push

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: JAH-N (143.127.2.---)
Date: October 13, 2014 07:13AM

this is best post ever!

Re: warning: Slap post
Posted by: JAH-N (143.127.2.---)
Date: October 13, 2014 07:18AM

oh yeah and fuck powell, glad that dudes on cliche

and im bummed and happy about gino....... and excited from this provocative post.

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