be able to play the trumpet like dizzy out of your asshole

or

hit home runs with your dick

Butt trumpet for sure; better party trick.
Would u rather eat:
A tablespoon of hair or a 1/2 teaspoon of poop?

tablespoon of hair

wuld u rather

be the man slave of a rich power hungry couple or be forced to marry your worse lay ever

regular house-servant man slave, or sex slave?

do i have to pitch or catch?

@ween lets say for the interest man servant by day & sex slave at night

@coco catch

Id rather be a free man in my grave, than living as a puppet or a slave.
so, I'd take worst lay ever.

hotpokit or poptart?

poptart, never had hotpoket in all my life.

Drink Pliny the elder or go to work.
Maybe I don't grasp this concept.

Poptart. They probably won't kill you.

Tracker ultralights, or Koston K1's.



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Ultralights. They make your skateboard like a jet ski. It'll circle you when you fall off.

rain or snow?

Rain does not require a shovel.

backside or frontside?

curbs/ledges frontside, tranny backside

ass or tittays

azz

tacos or burritos?

tacos

push mongo or roller blade . . .

as horrible as it might be - mongo

roadie for Nickelback or fluffer for Ron Jeremy?

worst lay. you can learn a bitch on better fuckin'
potart
pliny
K1's
snow
frontside
tittays
tacos
shitfoot
fluffer for Tha Hedgehog. These books are nice.

bumpy braille nipples or them long national geographic joints

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> bumpy braille nipples or them long national
> geographic joints

Braille nipps on native hoots plzkthx!

Too hot (death valley tims) or too cold (Antarctica) weather wise?

Antartica tims. Easier to stay warm than keep cool. That said, 72 degrees and sunny tlk onlee.

PVC coping or pool blocks with copers?

PVC!

Meth or church with Hosoi?