I'll never understand these people that make these grand, evil gestures before offing themselves*. Gonna kill off my wife/blow up my old workplace or school/let my zoo animals loose so the local sherrif has to gun'em donw before they eat a schoolyard full o' snacks/whatever— then blow my brains out.
What don't they understand about death? You cease the to live, you no longer have any ties with this world. No revenge, no satisfaction, no nothing. You're dead fucker. Now why not just kill yourself BEFORE fucking around, trust me, it's all the same to you.
Sorry, had to rant.
*Excluding Nick Schwarzen's "who farted" suicide bit.
No shit. And I realize carnivorous beasts on the loose are indeed dangerous, but really-how long is a fucking lion really gonna survive in Ohio, as we head into winter? Sure they could eat deer, but how strong are the hunting skills of a captive beast who thinks a few pounds of beef will be thrown at it at the same time daily? And even if they tapped into the deepest of instincts, those were developed on the wide open savanna d'Afrique, not in the woodlands of Appalachia. I say, let them go, lets see just how deep can shit get.
I'm seeing some shit on Twitter about one of the loose monkeys having herpes?
Joel McHale : Monkey w/herpes still loose in Ohio. [today.msnbc.msn.com]
Q: How do they know? Did dead owner leave a note? "Monkey has herpes. Good luck!"
^^i know, I said that yesterday...did you READ my post?!?! haha, it's kinda awesome....BE ON THE LOOKOUT, MONKY HAS HERPES. Reminds of the scene in Ferris Bueller where Rooney breaks in the house and she's all "and I have a SCORCHING case of herpes"...
