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A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: Panda Watch (63.232.239.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 09:52PM

I'll never understand these people that make these grand, evil gestures before offing themselves*. Gonna kill off my wife/blow up my old workplace or school/let my zoo animals loose so the local sherrif has to gun'em donw before they eat a schoolyard full o' snacks/whatever— then blow my brains out.

What don't they understand about death? You cease the to live, you no longer have any ties with this world. No revenge, no satisfaction, no nothing. You're dead fucker. Now why not just kill yourself BEFORE fucking around, trust me, it's all the same to you.

Sorry, had to rant.


*Excluding Nick Schwarzen's "who farted" suicide bit.

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: daykarerob (76.226.32.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 10:03PM

link?

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: Panda Watch (63.232.239.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 10:39PM


Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: headlock (204.11.104.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 11:02PM

apparently, the Herpes Monkey is still loose...

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: dude (63.85.151.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 11:07PM

that's fucked up. ill bet the cops were hyped to go all ted nugent on a bunch of game animals though.. lame.

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: ween (24.224.77.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 11:19PM

No shit. And I realize carnivorous beasts on the loose are indeed dangerous, but really-how long is a fucking lion really gonna survive in Ohio, as we head into winter? Sure they could eat deer, but how strong are the hunting skills of a captive beast who thinks a few pounds of beef will be thrown at it at the same time daily? And even if they tapped into the deepest of instincts, those were developed on the wide open savanna d'Afrique, not in the woodlands of Appalachia. I say, let them go, lets see just how deep can shit get.

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: (63.81.103.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 11:28PM

I was kinda hoping they'd find the monkey riding the grizzly like a horse

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: Panda Watch (63.232.239.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 11:29PM

ween Wrote:
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> Savanna d'Afrique

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: CocoMcPuffs (24.181.42.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 11:36PM

"let's see just how deep can shit get"

You are my hero.

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: Pacific Hessian (98.210.28.---)
Date: October 19, 2011 11:55PM


Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: Pickles (24.220.177.---)
Date: October 20, 2011 08:26AM

Ayo, that news dud be this dud! He's like an internet sensation!


http://www.unquality.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/reporter_suspect.jpg

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: MA5T3ROFPR0F1T5 (67.186.94.---)
Date: October 20, 2011 09:05AM


Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: ween (173.188.243.---)
Date: October 20, 2011 01:06PM

I'm seeing some shit on Twitter about one of the loose monkeys having herpes?

Joel McHale : Monkey w/herpes still loose in Ohio. [today.msnbc.msn.com]
Q: How do they know? Did dead owner leave a note? "Monkey has herpes. Good luck!"

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: headlock (204.11.104.---)
Date: October 20, 2011 04:30PM

^^i know, I said that yesterday...did you READ my post?!?! haha, it's kinda awesome....BE ON THE LOOKOUT, MONKY HAS HERPES. Reminds of the scene in Ferris Bueller where Rooney breaks in the house and she's all "and I have a SCORCHING case of herpes"...

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: Pacific Hessian (98.210.28.---)
Date: October 20, 2011 06:46PM

Here's a rad looking doc about people in Ohio who try to domesticate wild animals: [youtu.be]

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: bad seed (75.171.245.---)
Date: October 20, 2011 06:48PM

Ted says:

[www.detnews.com]

Re: A bunch of awesome animals and a total dick... you guessed it.
Posted by: Panda Watch (63.232.239.---)
Date: October 20, 2011 06:50PM

ween Wrote:
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> Q: How do they know? Did dead owner leave a note?
> "Monkey has herpes. Good luck!"

Ha ha ha.



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