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Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (69.110.35.---)
Date: December 06, 2008 08:08PM

I think OP means Ocean Pacific

or Original Person



Either way, check this out:

I fucking love winter time, even though there's no seasons out here, it's still dark early, which makes it okay to start drinking Bombay Sapphire at 430 pm. The quasi-sexy Irish bartender named a shot after me tonight, because we couldn't remember the third ingredient in a Kamakaze so we just added two other liquors, one of which turned the drink blue, like my eyeballs, and I suck at billiards and rule at eating pizza and merking Camels.

FIN

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (69.110.35.---)
Date: December 06, 2008 08:14PM

bad seed Wrote:
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> GG


My friend Tony shat on GG's grave.

Also, the mother of the dirtiest, smelliest, most piece of shit amazingly talented skateboarder who one time on a road trip took off his shirt and put it on the car seat, shat on the shirt, wiped his ass with his underwear and then threw both out the window used to tell stories of how her late husband sold coke to GG.

FIN

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: Steve (155.188.183.---)
Date: December 07, 2008 03:33AM

CRACKED is a womyn?

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: married 2 the c (74.253.115.---)
Date: December 08, 2008 05:40AM

you can tell sini lived in florida

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 08, 2008 09:48AM

what's that supposed to mean? I wear a shell necklace and drink cocktails with a little umbrella in them? Fuck you.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: married 2 the c (74.253.115.---)
Date: December 08, 2008 09:51AM

it was a compliment, cheif


and what do you have aginst little drink-brellas? one of the greatest inventions fucking ever!

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 08, 2008 09:51AM

i put umbrellas in the little steak pieces for the bloody marys

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: ween (63.148.144.---)
Date: December 08, 2008 10:00AM

little steak rampys

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: ween (198.24.88.---)
Date: August 30, 2018 11:10AM

Micah Wrote:
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> Fucking randoms is enjoyable. A few of my friends
> get hookers, I buy a lot of drinks.


there's hookers in THA RAEL?

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: david (185.108.104.---)
Date: September 04, 2018 07:22AM

ween Wrote:
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> Micah Wrote:
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> -----
> > Fucking randoms is enjoyable. A few of my
> friends
> > get hookers, I buy a lot of drinks.
>
>
> there's hookers in THA RAEL?

Whats the RAEL?

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: ween (198.24.88.---)
Date: September 05, 2018 08:37AM

david Wrote:
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> Whats the RAEL?

tha rael SF in South Dakota, where the the Pall Malls are always fresh and the 9am shots of whiskey flow like wine

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