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Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: fgd (87.237.219.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 02:43PM

headlock Wrote:
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> just be like me, forget the "cool, good lookng
> creative girls", find the trashy drunk chick, and
> be that drunk guy. works for me!!

Seriously, find the drunkest chick on a Southwest flight to Portland and....

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: headlock (69.17.48.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 02:55PM

or the drunkest chick at Streets of London!!!

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: bad seed (71.218.45.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 03:20PM

Last time I was at Streets of London some guy came out of the dumper where he added some shit to a dollar bill. Literally wiped with it. So he goes outside & places the bait folded in half right in front of the big window. instantly everyone in the bar was crowded around the window like it was a wide screen tv & the Superbowl was on. Watching an unsuspecting stranger pick up their ground score & pop the folded bill open like some punter from an Abbot & Costello movie just to find the real surprise is easily worth the dollar it costs to play. Watching the bum a few people later pick up the bill, identify the attached corruption & fold the bill up & pocket it is priceless.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: Micah (208.107.70.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 03:28PM

Fucking randoms is enjoyable. A few of my friends get hookers, I buy a lot of drinks.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: josh b. (24.174.19.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 03:40PM

i'm glad i'm married now. the last couple years before i got married, i got no ladies due to asshole tims. i always heard girls like jerks, and i was a nice guy. switched it all up and got into being wasted all day, every day, then it was a string of idiot girls i'd sleep with, then fuck with. wrecking their houses before i left in the morning, stuffing bread down their pants when they're blacked out, telling them to buy me shit and never paying them back, making fun of them in front of their friends. i did a bunch of messed up stuff that i don't even remember (i've heard stories about that era of josh). luckily i met the right girl who was unfuckwitable. she put me in my place and things have been great ever since. the "artsy, creative" ones are usually just a front anyways. go for the nerds.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 03:47PM

:-O



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2008 04:50PM by CRACKED.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: headlock (69.17.48.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 03:48PM

wait, you two dated??? aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha, just kidding.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: Micah (208.107.70.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 03:52PM

Grrr.....

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: josh b. (24.174.19.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 03:53PM

hahahha! no way. i have a strict "same time zone" dating rule. micah doesn't have to punchasize my face

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: Micah (208.107.70.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 04:14PM

:)

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 04:53PM

josh b. Wrote:
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> hahahha! no way. i have a strict "same time
> zone" dating rule.

dont worry dud micah could only punchasize your face if we ever actually dated. we can be construed here and you and i or him and i. same outcome = nonexistent.

now you guys can hug it out. :D

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 04:56PM

CRACKED and I went on a date once, to Oakland, and she blew me off so she could gossip on the phone.

I must not be very interesting.





PS-it wasn't a date

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:04PM

—SINISTRARI— Wrote:
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> PS-it wasn't a date

not by any means. it was supposed to just be like hey come hang out we're drinking beer! im surprised we havent hashed out the **Oakland trip beer hangout night party foul that ruined Awesometown forever** on here before.

however im a classy broad and i will make no further comment.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:12PM

Calling it Awesometown is false advertising.


Alright let's hash it out:

1) We hung out for an hour
2) You went on the porch for two hours
3) Your friends went to bed
4) —SIN— got wasted by himself

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:18PM

—SINISTRARI— Wrote:
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> Calling it Awesometown is false advertising.
**EDIT - you upheld this distinction long after the fact, so yeah, don't go trying to act like that now. It's ok though. I don't even hang out there anymore. Shit's just too weird sometimes. But at the time you were stoked so own it.


> Alright let's hash it out:
>
1) We hung out for an hour - you drank all the alcohol in the entire house anything over an hour was for all practical purposes, impossible
2) You went on the porch for two hours - I was on the phone! it was kind of important. shit.
3) Your friends went to bed - it was 4 in the fucking morning and you were having a one man rager and tripping over the furniture and screaming at everyone. i think more so than going to bed they were trying to get you to chill the fuck out by making it clear, at least to everyone else there, that it was kind of over.
4) —SIN— got wasted by himself - this was actually number 1, i'm not sure why you listed it last?

:)

i have no hard feelings, after the dust settled it was comical more than anything.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2008 05:23PM by CRACKED.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:21PM

You are dead to me now.



























PS-hahahaha

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:21PM

So you wanna do it again sometime?

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:25PM

NO!

I think I can live the rest of my life without witnessing another one of your strange and awkward one man ragers, in such raging overabundance of rageness that even the drunk people in the house can't handle it.

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME BOSTON
go drink a stella

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:30PM

It was only awkward for you. I was having the time of my life.

And I've been drinking Becks @ werk since 130















But you know maybe some time we could go to the theatre and then out for some ice cream?

Okay I'm done.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2008 05:32PM by —SINISTRARI—.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 05:33PM

lol yeah i guess that's true. but see, we were good hosts and you were having fun. i'll just carry ear plugs with me in case i ever happen to see you around sf.

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