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Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:03PM

freddy for the drunk aggro win!
everyone is someone's ex
and no matter how hot they are someone somewhere is sick of their shit
but it's nice while it lasts

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: headlock (69.17.48.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:07PM

CRACKED Wrote:
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> freddy for the drunk aggro win!
> everyone is someone's ex
> and no matter how hot they are someone somewhere
> is sick of their shit
> but it's nice while it lasts

thanks, and thanks for teaching this kid what REAL life is like. on another note, a girl i know just texted me that she had a dream i met a girl I LOVED and she only wore patchwork, the hippie kind...can anyone interpret dreams!?!?!?!? fuggin wierd.

man, I was KILLING it this morning...wait until tonight. Elixir $10 donation, then drinks are 25 cents to celebrate the repeal of Prohibition. What has 2 thumbs and will definitely be there??? THIS GUY!!!

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:11PM

headlock Wrote:
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> man, I was KILLING it this morning...wait until
> tonight. Elixir $10 donation, then drinks are 25
> cents to celebrate the repeal of Prohibition.
> What has 2 thumbs and will definitely be there???
> THIS GUY!!!

holy shit whowhatwherewhenwhy ive got a sock full of quarters... uh you know for laundry....

also it means your boners are doomed to patchwork and feathers

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: headlock (76.212.15.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:13PM

16th and guerrero, and I guess I'm fucked....

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: J.Coops (70.51.66.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:14PM

Man, I've had the worst luck lately when it comes to girls. In my town it seems like all the dudes with full sleeve tattoos and/or in a band snag all the cool good looking creative girls.

My friend was saying to me today at work "Man, I haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately I'm so tired...I've been staying at my girlfriends house lately."

Me with SARCASTIC TONE: Wow, that sucks, excuse me while I cry you a river (extend middle finger).

I've tried being nice, I've tried being a jerk, I've tried putting up with girls with the brain power of a doorknob, etc, etc.

Sometimes I envy the dudes on here that are married cause they don't have to put up with the shitty ass dating scene ever again.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: ween (63.148.144.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:21PM

word to that. I'm scared of girls. If I hadn't met my wife at work, I'd be a single, mute alcoholic.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2008 01:22PM by ween.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:23PM

I always feel ashamed after one night stands with girls I don't know

like "damn, I'm a slut."

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:25PM

it's because awesome chicks overcompensate for their awesomeness by adopting murderous levels of masochism and are attracted to utter and complete jackasses. scientifically proven. you can't fake being an asshole.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:26PM

—SINISTRARI— Wrote:
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> like "damn, I'm a slut."

at least you know YOURE a slut. because when guys hook up with random chicks and call THEM a slut, it's like well, YOU fucked her. what's that say about you. LOL.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: ween (63.148.144.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:29PM

hahahaa! manwhore tims. I loved my slutty years back in the day. I made many a thick girl very happy.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: (173.8.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:31PM

I've never slept with a girl bigger than me . . . thick ain't cool unless it's like Beyonce thick, meaning not fat but "voluptuous" like I wanna motorboat your butt cheeks



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2008 01:33PM by —SINISTRARI—.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: wilks (71.81.3.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:31PM

CRACKED Wrote:
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> it's because awesome chicks overcompensate for
> their awesomeness by adopting murderous levels of
> masochism and are attracted to utter and complete
> jackasses. scientifically proven. you can't fake
> being an asshole.


some of the realest real talk I've herd in ages.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: ween (63.148.144.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:32PM

In my experience, it's the bigger ones who let you do more stuff.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: CRACKED (69.36.131.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:34PM

wilks Wrote:
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> some of the realest real talk I've herd in ages.

you won't get this shit in Cosmo, dud. duds talking about chicks is funny sometimes. it's like asking another chick why guys do what they do.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: jerseyyy (69.45.100.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:36PM

—SINISTRARI— Wrote:
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> I've never slept with a girl bigger than me . . .
>

seeing as though i'm about 20 pounds underweight, i've never slept with a girl thinner than me....and i don't want to meet that girl anyway. anorexic tims 4 sure haha

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: pjn (129.72.187.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:36PM

plumper humper...

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: david (75.17.12.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:44PM

if I hadnt met my wife, I'd be a serious man-whore with zero interest in long term commitment. I can't believe I met someone that not only tolerates me, but loves me implicitly. It's the only thing that keeps me in a sane, stable, growing, loving, blah blah relationship. Because I am not an easy man to live with.

in regards to what CRACKED said, I love the Stanley Tucci line from Sidewalks of New York... "Show me a beautiful woman, and Ill show you a guy thats tired of fucking her"

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: headlock (69.17.48.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:48PM

just be like me, forget the "cool, good lookng creative girls", find the trashy drunk chick, and be that drunk guy. works for me!!

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: ween (63.148.144.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:50PM

yeah, see, fred gets it. You gotta play the odds.

Re: i got a girl...
Posted by: wilks (71.81.3.---)
Date: December 05, 2008 01:52PM

CRACKED Wrote:
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> wilks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > some of the realest real talk I've herd in
> ages.
>
> you won't get this shit in Cosmo, dud. duds
> talking about chicks is funny sometimes. it's like
> asking another chick why guys do what they do.

damn it, and I just renewed my sub :(

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