best post ever ween!

this actually reminds me of some letter a girl wrote me after only seeing each other a few times. not at all like the letter above, at all. it was long and filled with emotion though, then i got to know her later and she was a spoofhead. explains the length of her letter.

let me say it again, the letter didn't include content like what ween posted.

wow, the second part is mind blowing. real talk may be my new phrase to throw at people after this.

CRACKED Wrote:
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> the pretty way yourn dick fits
> political discussion and u make me swallow
> decisions i am indecisive about.


might be the funniest thing anyone has ever posted

thanks to ween for this post
thanks to wilks for calling me and telling me about said post
thanks to CRACKED for using the word "yourn"

p.s. where the fuck did you find this?

real talk!

"your muscular ass"

when u help me re-evluate
when u tell me no
your muscles :)
when we smoke & drink
how u fuck me in a bunch of positions

and finally...

when u watch the news

you stay classy North Carolina. I'm signing out.

"the way you hide your peas in the mashed potatos"

"your chocolate fuckpole"

seriously where did you find this note?

on top of a Creative Loafing box at CPCC. It was even nicely presented in a folder/binder thing, like a book report.

cpcc is hot hot hot

i can't believe i didn't think of this early

"when you fuck my face" hahahaha

the way you cup your farts and put them in my face

when you fart in bed and hold my head under the cover

when you skeet skeet skeet all over my back while I sleep and stick a sheet to me then call me superwoman in the morning

when you watch me squaaaaarrrrrt

the way u be callin my momma cute names like bitch and cunt

the way u be punchin me and my kidz

the way you went to jail and thought of me when you fucked men in their ass