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recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: david (75.16.78.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:07AM

water
crab cakes
diet coke
gumbo soup
sourdough rolls
chicken/potatoes
COOKIE/ICE CREAM BOAT

I thought I was going to die after. To the point where, if I may, I almost shit my pants several times on the way home. To the point where I actually had to recline my seat so I could squeeze my ass cheeks. Also, I had to make evasive actions through a tricky section of highway under construction to keep from shitting myself while maintaing proper brake/gas etiquette. At one point my wife told me "if you shit your pants, Ill still love you" and I responded "not necessary, Im a ninja"

I made it, but Im paying the price this morning.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: Tips (72.244.221.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:09AM

david Wrote:
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> diet coke
> COOKIE/ICE CREAM BOAT

2 HUGE problems with this meal


Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:10AM

I think your wife and mine would get along

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: Murl (205.167.198.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:13AM

Well done David. Cheers!

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: david (75.16.78.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:13AM

GOOD TIMES!

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: JTG (198.6.33.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:14AM

glad you made it, car saved from smelly mess

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:15AM

poop in pocket on back of seat onlee plz

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: david (75.16.78.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:15AM

ween Wrote:
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> poop in pocket on back of seat onlee plz


is there a correlating story?

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: JTG (198.6.33.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:16AM

pull over and use parking lot, hide behind your open door so no one sees you, be careful getting back in the car, avoid mess

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: david (75.16.78.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:17AM

my wife asked me if I wanted to do that. haha. we live 5-10 minutes away, so it wasnt too bad.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:19AM

david Wrote:
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> ween Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > poop in pocket on back of seat onlee plz
>
>
> is there a correlating story?


yeah, Micah's old girl puked all over his backseat and some of it got into the kangaroo pocket on the seat back. he even posted pics.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: married 2 the c (70.148.188.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:19AM

nice 1 !!!

jackie said the same thing to me after i shit myself at bus stop

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: david (75.16.78.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:19AM

ween, youre fucking stupid.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 08:20AM

that may be true. but at least I didn't have sex with Lumbergh.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: tmg/odb (71.116.215.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 09:38AM

i've barfed in my car, but not pooed.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 10:03AM

buck has shat his ass at a bus stop and yuked in Borders. I've pulled over while driving, yuked, and continued on my way.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: tmg/odb (71.116.215.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 10:11AM

i have some good puke stories. unfortunately most are anxiety related and not crazy-party-guy related.

on second thought, i guess there's a few crazy-party guy pukes in there as well.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: ween (168.244.164.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 10:15AM

I love puking. I puke for a hobby. One time I puked up a bunch of red wine and my wife was like "that was like pure wine! i wonder if you'd get drunk if you drank it again?"

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: tmg/odb (71.116.215.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 10:22AM

haha. i puked up falafel once and it came out like sand. it hurt.

Re: recap of last nights d-land dinner @ Blue Bayou
Posted by: Robert Parish (199.120.152.---)
Date: July 27, 2006 10:30AM

david Wrote:
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At one
> point my wife told me "if you shit your pants, Ill
> still love you" and I responded "not necessary, Im
> a ninja"
>

QOTD.



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